People who think the inclusion of Stuart MacGill would change things
"We'd have won [insert match/series here] if MacGill was playing!" Fucking bollocks. Utter fucking shite. Could he create peace in the Middle East or cure cancer? Fuck no. But aparently he would have made it all different, he fucking would have.
Fuck off with that shite.
posted by The Mad One at
9:24 AM
7 Comments:
If MacGill was playing, we wouldn't have lost defending that world-record score. No way would MacGill be going at 7 an over. You look at teams like India and Sri Lanka, they always go into ODIs with specialist spinners. Look at Australia going in with Andrew Symonds as its main spin option. Fuck that for a joke.
The guy's a tool but he has the wickets on the board. The only thing against him is he's Yet Another Fucken NSW Player(tm).
PS: the Word verification I have to type in looks like BATBYGOBSTOPL.
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Little Green Alien, at 8:08 PM
I've faced Macgill, actually. He was a bit fucking good.
BJ is talking shit though, he takes wickets but he throws in long-hops and half-bungers like they're going out of fashion. He'd be lucky not to go at 10.
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artegall1, at 3:56 AM
If he went at 10, we'd have won, because it'd be better than the fucken 11.3 an over Lewis went for. Do the maths.
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Little Green Alien, at 8:46 PM
MacGill can still get fucked.
Even if he was "a bit fucking good" (which he probably is), he's no fucking mesiah.
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The Mad One, at 9:31 PM
So how about instead of telling us how fucked we all are, tell us what you'd have done then, for fuck's sake.
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Little Green Alien, at 8:32 AM
Well while we're at it, you can get fucked with your MacGill Sledgings. Like it or lump it, MacGill has better figures Vs. Warne. And forall those who say, "That's because Warnes bowling at the other end" can pull their head out of their arse and start seeing some daylight. Warne is a defensive bowler, and over the last year his main weapon is the umpire. A subjective guess would put about a thord of his wickets down to the strength of his appeal. Or poor umpiring. MacGill is an attcking bowler. Yes he may go for a few runs, but he gets the wickets to justify it. That's why he is still picked for the NSW one day side, and bowled at the death. That's why he recently took 8 for against Bangladesh when the mighty Warne couldn't even get one!
Oh Yeah, and MacGill has a wrong'un. Recently, Warne has tried to bowl a wrong'un and even the commentators are amazed. Can warne actually bowl a wrong'un?!?
MacGill is a champion leggie, and those who deny it can continue to be the biggest (wanker/authority) on the game, but age and reason will weary them! The reason MacGill doesn't fit into the team is the fact that he actually has a brain. Anyone who can read 24 novels during a tour does. He doesn't fit the bill of a champion cricketer because he doesn't doesn't have the blonde trophy wife and the bleached hair and the sport at all costs attitude. But the MAN CAN BOWL!! Yes he may go for a few more runs an over than Warne, but he'll take more wickets, and based on the tour of South Africa, I'd take 8 for 108 over 0 for 118 anyday!!!
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Petras, at 11:23 PM
Macgill has a trophy wife, an actress, Rachel something (Rachel Friend?, Rachel Hetherington?, Rachel from Friends?). They do that cooking show together.
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lrkzqdsx, at 4:09 PM
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